A great revelation has come to me overnight that would enable the Royal Shakespeare theatre to immediately cease their most recent round of choice and disappointing redundancies.
The plot would involve supplying targeted education establishments (schools), with series 1 & 2 of the BBC’s ‘Upstart Crow’.
Written by Ben Elton, these series would provide everything the pupils of these chosen educational establishments (schools), need to know concerning Shakespeare and his works (borrowed/fabricated or otherwise), thus relieving the RSC’s need for a so-called education department that we all know is actually a ploy to fill their coffers with Grant Monies.
Once the ‘Upstart Crow’ episodes are established, the Royal Shakespeare Theatre, could then cease the afore mentioned and unfortunate redundancies of under-workers, and save money instead, by relieving themselves immediately of their well-heeled and obviously unnecessary Education Department.
You may thank me later.
