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The Belarus Dung Beetle stands ‘5 2″ on its hind legs (of which it has three), and can roll a ball of shit weighing 1 Tonne 100 yards in 6 minutes.

Arnold Ironbriddge (86) from Wigan can imitate accurately the engine sounds of 46 makes of car using what he calls, ‘controlled flatulence’.

The Madagascan Sloth has no discernible heartbeat  and is in fact dead.

————————————————————Germain ‘Bonio’ Smitt (65) from the Bronx USA, has been able to turn any part of his body inside-out and has been using this skill in his street dance act since he was 6 years old.

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The Grey African warthog has been observed eating itself from the tail up when starving

Suzie’s  Café at The Other Place Theatre is getting more like Crufts everyday…Too many Dogs.

The Picture House closing. Movie Fan? Prepare to spend an arm and a leg at The Everyman.

The Traffic in Stratford upon Avon is beyond a joke and proves that the local Council is more concerned about ‘Coining It In’ than people’s health.

Too many shops in Stratford upon Avon advertising their wares using ‘A’ boards blocking the pavements outside their shops. One accident, one court case that’s all it would take…

Saucy going-ons at Stratford District Council

…the fact that He (the Grumpire), doesn’t recognise anyone in Stratford anymore. ‘All the old faces are either dead or dying.’

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Second Coming Postponed.

Second Coming ‘Definitely after Brexit’. 

Jesus ‘Been & Gone’ says spokesman. Said to be ‘Very disappointed’ and ‘will not be back for a bit’.

Jesus’ birth certificate discovered. Family name ‘Winterbottom’.

Trump claims Manger owner ‘a descendant’.

Newly discovered scrolls mention, ‘Jesus’ brother, Barry’.

Man claims rabbit hutch made with wood from the original cross.

Image of Christ found in donut.

Pope denies ‘nonsensical’ claim he is a divorcee from Essex.

Archbishop enjoys ‘Fox-hunting and Snooker’.

Vatican Library discovers bookcase made by Jesus.click to read full story

‘Rapture’ Level lowered to ‘highly unlikely’

‘Christians’ voted for Tories in recent election shock.

Lego crucifixion scene deemed ”disrespectful’ by local church.