‘Living Statue’ Frozen to the Spot During Robbery

By | 3rd November 2019

Henry VIIIHenley Street in Stratford upon Avon became the site of criminal activity this weekend when a cap containing £3.50 was taken from the street entertainer who portrays ‘Henry VIII’ as a ‘living statue’. As robbers went about their awful business of removing the money from a hat, the living statue (who wishes to remain anonymous) admitted he stood, ‘frozen in fear’.

The ‘Living Statue’ who portrays Henry VIII who has performed on Henley Street (famous worldwide for hosting Shakespeare’s Birthplace)for a number of years, was in a state of shock today after the blatant daylight robbery. ‘Henry’ is being comforted at a secret address by members of the ‘Living Statues Benevolent Fund’.

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