Sheep Street Stratford upon Avon was in uproar this afternoon when a chlorinated chicken caused havoc by running down the middle of the busy road causing a number of cars to collide and women to faint.

Sheep Street (also known as the ‘street of a thousand restaurants’) was in chaos with every eating establishment denying knowledge of where the chicken had come from.

Peter Flamange, editor of ‘Eating in Stratford upon Avon for Beginners’ said after the terrifying incident that,

‘It’s a complete mystery as to where this chlorinated chicken originated from. No-one is putting their hand up to ownership. Unfortunately, until they do this looks bad for Sheep street. At best people will only return when they know who the culprit is and at worst, we will only have Brexiteers eating here for the next few weeks.’

 

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