Category Archives: unusual local

HMP Debenhams?

By The Stratfordian | April 22, 2020

Stratford upon Avon Councillors are refusing to confirm or deny rumours that a top security prison is to be built on the site of the recently vacated Debenhams store in the heart of the town. Residents are asking the question, HMP Debenhams? Is it possible? Questioned by the Stratfordian on whether or not there was… Read More »

Stratford upon Avon man goes for World ‘Holding Breath Underwater’ Record

By The Stratfordian | April 18, 2020

[bctt tweet=”mad as box of frogs” username=”thestratfordian”]Not many people know this but the world ‘holding breath underwater’ record is held by Aleix Segura Vendrell from Spain. A free diver, he held his breath in Barcelona for 24 mins 3.45 secs on the 28th Feb 2016. When that news got back to Stratford upon Avon Man… Read More »

Local MP abducted by Aliens?

By The Stratfordian | February 21, 2020

Members of the Conservative party in Stratford upon Avon are concerned tonight by the apparent disappearance of Local Member of Parliament Latrine Bizarrio. Last seen watching news reports of Boris Johnson’s new Cabinet by Arthur Toady (79) boot boy & general dogsbody at Conservative headquarters in Old Town Stratford upon Avon, members have called an… Read More »

Stratford upon Avon’s Town Host Scheme ‘infiltrated by outsiders’

By The Stratfordian | January 29, 2020

Stratford’s Town Host Scheme has long been envied as a Tourist Information Service second to none. The idea of having knowledgeable locals as easily identifiable ‘Town Hosts’ always on hand to direct tourists or any new visitors to Stratford upon Avon’s many historic sites, is an idea many have thought,worth copying. Unfortunately, according to documents… Read More »