I must admit that I am not an early riser. Or, let me put that another way. I am intentionally NOT an early riser.
To be honest my days of rising as the cock crows are thankfully over. That was probably my all time hate when I was working. The hour at which you had to get up to go to work. I hated it.
However, do not get the wrong impression. The above confession does not mean in the slightest that I sleep until I wake naturally. Oh happy day.
Around here (Trinity Mead – Stratford upon Avon) although the Cock crow died out years ago, we still have an animal to act as nature’s alarm clock.
I write of course of The Dog.
In these parts every other resident appears to have a dog and in most cases a bloody noisy dog.
Let it not be said that I am a pet hater because I am not. I think tortoises are wonderful. But dogs of the barking variety are another thing.
For the life of me I don’t understand why every dog owner around here, at more or less the same time (early morning – are they in cahoots?), opens their back door to let the family beast out to bark in and at, the back garden.
It’s like syncronised barking.
This is how it goes…
Back door opens dog (s) runs out…barking.
Then, and this is the bit that really gets me, the barking commotion is followed by the human owner shouting at the animal…to stop barking.
What we then have is a performance that last for approx 15 minutes coming at ya from various near-by locations. Barking and shouting. Shouting and barking.
As the early hours progress I lie awake, listening to the pattern repeated over and over again, some far away, some close.
All over Trinity Mead, dogs and owners large and small bark and shout. Shout and bark.
Until they don’t.
But of course by then it is too late. I’m awake and ready for bed.
There is indeed no no peace for the wicked.