A Turdberg slides its way through Stratford upon Avon to the sea

life in Stratford upon Avon and beyond
A magnificent Turdberg slides its majestic way through picturesque Stratford upon Avon to the sea.

Even the genteel tourist town of Stratford upon Avon is not free from the whims and fancies of the Severn Trent Water company and its shareholders.

What was once the beautiful River Avon is now a giant Turdberg where the keen fisherman/woman is guaranteed a rich supply of freshly caught sanitary towels, toilet paper and even the elusive condom.


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